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{"lines":[{"key":"Sub.B1-1.1","speakerName":"Me","text":"Wait...I've got some viewers here ?!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.2","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Yes. You have a few viewers watching right now."},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.3","speakerName":"Me","text":"SOME VIEWER?! Siriee, this is huge! Someone voluntarily chose to watch me!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.4","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Please remain calm. Your microphone is already peaking."},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.5","speakerName":"Me","text":"Right. Cool streamer mode. Be natural. Be mysterious."},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.6","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"You have been staring at the camera for twelve seconds."},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"What should i do now?"},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Just Say Hi"},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Activate Idol Mode"},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Ask for a Nickname"},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.11","speakerName":"Me","text":"Hi! Thanks for stopping by!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.12","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Good. Friendly, simple, no screaming."},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"I was going to say something cool, but my brain just logged out."},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The viewer is still here."},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Then... welcome to my first stream! Let's figure this out together."},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.16","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"A modest beginning. Surprisingly effective."},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.17","speakerName":"Me","text":"WELCOME, MYSTERIOUS INTERNET CITIZEN! YOU HAVE ENTERED MY DOMAIN!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.18","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Volume warning. Again."},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"Observe my legendary streamer pose!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"You are pointing at a wall."},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"It is an artistic wall."},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.22","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The viewer has not left. Somehow, your strategy worked."},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.23","speakerName":"Me","text":"Hey! Before anything else, what should I call you all?"},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.24","speakerName":"Siriee","text":" You are naming your fan clubs already?"},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"Of course. History needs documentation."},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"That is an unnecessarily serious way to describe one username."},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"First viewer. First legend. We have to respect the lore."},{"key":"Sub.B1-1.28","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Congratulations. Your channel now has one piece of lore."},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.1","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... A Few viewers. Great. So... what do streamers actually do now?"},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.2","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Usually, they have content prepared."},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.3","speakerName":"Me","text":"Prepared content. Right. I definitely have that."},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.4","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"You have a bowl of instant noodles and three manga volumes."},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.5","speakerName":"Me","text":"That's not content. That's my emergency survival inventory."},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.6","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Then we need a plan before your first viewer gets bored."},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Let Chat Decide"},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Room Tour"},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Noodle Review"},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay! Chat, give me a challenge!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.11","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"There is only few viewer. Please do not call it a crowd."},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.12","speakerName":"Me","text":"A crowd of few peoples is still technically a crowd."},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.13","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"That logic should concern me."},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.14","speakerName":"Me","text":"If I can make one person laugh, maybe I can make a hundred laugh someday."},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.15","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"That is actually a good goal. Just start small."},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Maybe I should show them my room!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.17","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Your room currently looks like a side quest nobody accepted."},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.18","speakerName":"Me","text":"Exactly. Authentic streamer lifestyle."},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.19","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"There is laundry on the floor."},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.20","speakerName":"Me","text":"That's limited-edition floor decoration."},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.21","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Please never become an interior design influencer"},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Wait... I have instant noodles. We can do a taste test!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.23","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"You bought the same flavor six times."},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.24","speakerName":"Me","text":"Consistency is important for a professional brand."},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.25","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"That is not what branding means."},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.26","speakerName":"Me","text":"Fine. Then we'll rate it like serious food critics."},{"key":"Sub.B1-2.27","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"You are holding the bowl with a manga volume underneath it."},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.1","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"I installed a harmless honesty test."},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.2","speakerName":"Me","text":"Define harmless."},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.3","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"I ask questions. Your microphone analyzes your voice."},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.4","speakerName":"Me","text":"So basically I am doomed."},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.5","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"ASK HER THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.6","speakerName":"Me","text":"Fine. But if this exposes my secrets, I'm blaming the algorithm."},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Answer every question honestly."},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Lie with maximum confidence."},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Turn the test on Siriee."},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Answer every question honestly. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} admits tiny embarrassing truths, and chat becomes weirdly supportive."},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.12","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"Apparently my greatest enemy is a microphone with receipts."},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal day in my bedroom."},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Lie with maximum confidence. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.17","speakerName":"","text":"{0} lies so confidently that the detector keeps flashing, which makes chat laugh even harder."},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.18","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"Apparently my greatest enemy is a microphone with receipts."},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal day in my bedroom."},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Turn the test on Siriee. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.23","speakerName":"","text":"Siriee gets tested and answers with suspiciously precise machine logic."},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.24","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"Apparently my greatest enemy is a microphone with receipts."},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B1-3.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal day in my bedroom."},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.1","speakerName":"Me","text":"Why are all five figures facing me?"},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.2","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"They have formed a council."},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.3","speakerName":"Me","text":"A council for what?"},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.4","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Your streaming decisions."},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.5","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"FIGURE COUNCIL!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.6","speakerName":"Me","text":"I reject democracy. But I do want minutes of the meeting."},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Ask the figures for career advice."},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Make the figures vote on her next stream."},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Promote them to senior managers."},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Ask the figures for career advice. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} assigns each figure a job title and pretends to take their advice seriously."},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.12","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"I have no management team, so naturally I hired plastic figures."},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal day in my bedroom."},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Make the figures vote on her next stream. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.17","speakerName":"","text":"{0} builds a fake voting system and loses the vote to the figure nobody remembers buying."},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.18","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"I have no management team, so naturally I hired plastic figures."},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal day in my bedroom."},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Promote them to senior managers. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.23","speakerName":"","text":"{0} gives the figures absurd management roles and immediately blames them for everything."},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.24","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"I have no management team, so naturally I hired plastic figures."},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B1-4.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal day in my bedroom."},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.1","speakerName":"Me","text":"It's midnight. I'm hungry. This is dangerous."},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.2","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"There are three snacks left."},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.3","speakerName":"Me","text":"Perfect. A roulette."},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.4","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"SNACK GACHA!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.5","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Please don't call food gacha."},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.6","speakerName":"Me","text":"Too late. The marketing department has spoken."},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Eat the mystery snack first."},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Trade snacks with the chat using polls."},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Declare the snacks too sacred to touch."},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Eat the mystery snack first. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} bites the mystery snack and discovers it is somehow both sweet and spicy."},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.12","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"I came for a midnight snack and unlocked a food franchise."},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal day in my bedroom."},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Trade snacks with the chat using polls. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.17","speakerName":"Me","text":"The audience votes on absurd trades, turning snack time into a tiny marketplace."},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.18","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"I came for a midnight snack and unlocked a food franchise."},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal day in my bedroom."},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Declare the snacks too sacred to touch. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.23","speakerName":"Me","text":"{0} puts the snacks on a display stand and spends ten minutes interviewing them."},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.24","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"I came for a midnight snack and unlocked a food franchise."},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B1-5.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal day in my bedroom."},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.1","speakerName":"Me","text":"Wait... is this package actually for me?"},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.2","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The label says: 'For the streamer with the most chaotic streams.'"},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.3","speakerName":"Me","text":"That's either incredibly sweet... or a very accurate insult."},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.4","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"OPEN IT! OPEN IT! OPEN IT!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.5","speakerName":"Me","text":"What if it's cursed? What if it's a bomb? What if it's... socks?"},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.6","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Statistically, socks are the least dramatic possibility."},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Open it normally."},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Turn it into a dramatic unboxing."},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Let Chat guess what is inside."},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... no screaming. Just a normal unboxing."},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.11","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"That may be the least normal thing you have done on stream."},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.12","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"AWWWWW! SHE GOT FAN MAIL!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"It's handmade... Someone actually spent time making this for me."},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Your expression suggests the gift has successfully defeated your defenses."},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... I'm keeping this forever. My first real fan gift!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Ladies and gentlemen... today, we uncover a mystery of unimaginable proportions."},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.17","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"It is a box approximately the size of your hand."},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.18","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"THREE! TWO! ONE! OPEN!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"...It's a tiny keychain."},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"You created a twelve-minute climax for a five-cent object."},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"And the clip is already trending. Never question my art again."},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Alright, Chat. What do you think is inside?"},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.23","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Initial predictions are: snack, plushie, or a handwritten note."},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.24","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"LEGENDARY TREASURE! ALIEN! SECRET SPONSOR!"},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"And... it's a tiny handmade good-luck charm."},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"So the aliens remain unconfirmed."},{"key":"Sub.B1-6.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Honestly? I like this answer better. Someone just wanted to cheer me on."},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.1","speakerName":"Teacher","text":"{0}. Attendance first, livestream later."},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.2","speakerName":"Me","text":"Can I stream the attendance check?"},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.3","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"That sentence has created three new problems."},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.4","speakerName":"Charlotte","text":"At least you're honest."},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.5","speakerName":"Teacher","text":"Put the phone away."},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.6","speakerName":"Me","text":"This is the most restrictive content platform ever."},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Do a perfectly serious attendance stream."},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Invent streamer nicknames for everyone."},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Let Siriee answer attendance questions."},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Do a perfectly serious attendance stream. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} turns attendance into a dramatic roll call with unnecessarily epic sound effects."},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.12","speakerName":"Charlotte","text":"Somehow, people are going to remember this."},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"I came to class and accidentally launched a new attendance system."},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another perfectly ordinary day at school."},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Invent streamer nicknames for everyone. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.17","speakerName":"","text":"The class gets ridiculous aliases, and one student immediately requests a rebrand."},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.18","speakerName":"Charlotte","text":"Somehow, people are going to remember this."},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"I came to class and accidentally launched a new attendance system."},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another perfectly ordinary day at school."},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Let Siriee answer attendance questions. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.23","speakerName":"","text":"Siriee answers every roll call with perfect precision while {0} tries not to laugh."},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.24","speakerName":"Charlotte","text":"Somehow, people are going to remember this."},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"I came to class and accidentally launched a new attendance system."},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B2-1.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another perfectly ordinary day at school."},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.1","speakerName":"Sam","text":"You're streaming lunch? Really?"},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.2","speakerName":"Me","text":"Food plus audience equals content."},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.3","speakerName":"Charlotte","text":"You forgot your lunch."},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.4","speakerName":"Me","text":"Character development."},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.5","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"You are currently searching the cafeteria for free food."},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.6","speakerName":"Me","text":"Exactly. Character development."},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Review the weirdest cafeteria dish."},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Challenge Sam to a blind taste test."},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Let chat decide your lunch."},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Review the weirdest cafeteria dish. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} gives a dramatic food review while Sam silently steals the best bite."},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.12","speakerName":"Sam","text":"I hate admitting it, but that was actually good."},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"School lunch should not require this much production value."},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another perfectly ordinary day at school."},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Challenge Sam to a blind taste test. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.17","speakerName":"","text":"{0} and Sam guess cafeteria dishes blind and both confidently get almost everything wrong."},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.18","speakerName":"Sam","text":"I hate admitting it, but that was actually good."},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"School lunch should not require this much production value."},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another perfectly ordinary day at school."},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Let chat decide your lunch. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.23","speakerName":"","text":"Chat orders a bizarre combination that somehow tastes acceptable."},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.24","speakerName":"Sam","text":"I hate admitting it, but that was actually good."},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"School lunch should not require this much production value."},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B2-2.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another perfectly ordinary day at school."},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.1","speakerName":"Sam","text":"Why did you screenshot my stream?"},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.2","speakerName":"Me","text":"For research."},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.3","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"You saved it under 'Sam Is Annoying'."},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.4","speakerName":"Me","text":"Research! Very scientific research!"},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.5","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"SAM VS {0}!"},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.6","speakerName":"Sam","text":"Fine. Then let's make it interesting."},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Post the screenshot with a compliment."},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Turn the screenshot into a meme."},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Challenge Sam to recreate the screenshot."},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Post the screenshot with a compliment. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} posts the screenshot but captions it with a surprisingly sincere compliment."},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.12","speakerName":"Sam","text":"I hate admitting it, but that was actually good."},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"Rivalry is apparently just friendship with better thumbnails."},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another perfectly ordinary day at school."},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Turn the screenshot into a meme. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.17","speakerName":"","text":"The meme explodes, and Sam responds by making an even worse meme of {0}."},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.18","speakerName":"Sam","text":"I hate admitting it, but that was actually good."},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"Rivalry is apparently just friendship with better thumbnails."},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another perfectly ordinary day at school."},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Challenge Sam to recreate the screenshot. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.23","speakerName":"","text":"They recreate the pose perfectly, then argue over who looked less ridiculous."},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.24","speakerName":"Sam","text":"I hate admitting it, but that was actually good."},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"Rivalry is apparently just friendship with better thumbnails."},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B2-3.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another perfectly ordinary day at school."},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.1","speakerName":"Charlotte","text":"{0}, did you study for the test?"},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.2","speakerName":"Me","text":"I studied the thumbnail."},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.3","speakerName":"Sam","text":"That is not the test."},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.4","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Her preparation is currently 0.7 percent useful."},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.5","speakerName":"Me","text":"Still technically not zero."},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.6","speakerName":"Charlotte","text":"That is not comforting."},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Study seriously for once."},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Make a funny study stream."},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Ask Sam to coach you."},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Study seriously for once. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} studies for real and discovers she can learn quickly when she stops checking chat."},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.12","speakerName":"Sam","text":"I hate admitting it, but that was actually good."},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"Somehow studying became content, and content became studying."},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another perfectly ordinary day at school."},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Make a funny study stream. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.17","speakerName":"","text":"{0} turns every revision mistake into a visual gag and accidentally memorizes the material."},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.18","speakerName":"Sam","text":"I hate admitting it, but that was actually good."},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"Somehow studying became content, and content became studying."},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another perfectly ordinary day at school."},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Ask Sam to coach you. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.23","speakerName":"","text":"Sam teaches {0} with terrifying efficiency while {0} keeps giving the lesson anime names."},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.24","speakerName":"Sam","text":"I hate admitting it, but that was actually good."},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"Somehow studying became content, and content became studying."},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B2-4.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another perfectly ordinary day at school."},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.1","speakerName":"Teacher","text":"Why am I in your stream title?"},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.2","speakerName":"Me","text":"Because the algorithm loves authority figures."},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.3","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"You added three fire emojis."},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.4","speakerName":"Teacher","text":"Remove them."},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.5","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"MR TEACHER ARC!"},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.6","speakerName":"Me","text":"Too late. The audience has spoken."},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Ask Mr Teacher for a serious advice segment."},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Ask him to judge your streamer intro."},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Give him the legendary chair lore briefing."},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Ask Mr Teacher for a serious advice segment. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.11","speakerName":"","text":"Mr Teacher gives surprisingly useful advice while {0} tries not to make it into a meme."},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.12","speakerName":"Teacher","text":"Keep the camera steady. And try not to break anything."},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"My teacher has officially become part of the lore."},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another perfectly ordinary day at school."},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Ask him to judge your streamer intro. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.17","speakerName":"","text":"Mr Teacher rates {0}'s over-the-top intro with a completely straight face."},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.18","speakerName":"Teacher","text":"Keep the camera steady. And try not to break anything."},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"My teacher has officially become part of the lore."},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another perfectly ordinary day at school."},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Give him the legendary chair lore briefing. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.23","speakerName":"","text":"{0} spends five minutes explaining Chair Lore until Mr Teacher quietly asks to go home."},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.24","speakerName":"Teacher","text":"Keep the camera steady. And try not to break anything."},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"My teacher has officially become part of the lore."},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B2-5.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another perfectly ordinary day at school."},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.1","speakerName":"Charlotte","text":"The festival stage is ready!"},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.2","speakerName":"Me","text":"Amazing. Nothing can go wrong."},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.3","speakerName":"Sam","text":"Never say that before a live event."},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.4","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"I have already logged four potential disasters."},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.5","speakerName":"Me","text":"Only four? We're overprepared."},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.6","speakerName":"Charlotte","text":"I'm starting the stream now..."},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Play it safe."},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Add one improvised dance segment."},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Let the crowd choose every next move."},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Play it safe. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} follows the prepared plan and the stream runs almost perfectly."},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.12","speakerName":"Sam","text":"I hate admitting it, but that was actually good."},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"We survived the festival. The highlight reel survived too."},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another perfectly ordinary day at school."},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Add one improvised dance segment. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.17","speakerName":"","text":"The dance goes wildly off-script but the crowd loves it."},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.18","speakerName":"Sam","text":"I hate admitting it, but that was actually good."},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"We survived the festival. The highlight reel survived too."},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another perfectly ordinary day at school."},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Let the crowd choose every next move. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.23","speakerName":"","text":"The crowd controls the show, producing a chaotic but unforgettable finale."},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.24","speakerName":"Sam","text":"I hate admitting it, but that was actually good."},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"We survived the festival. The highlight reel survived too."},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B2-6.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another perfectly ordinary day at school."},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.1","speakerName":"Rose","text":"Please tell me you packed sunscreen."},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.2","speakerName":"Me","text":"I packed confidence."},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.3","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"That does not block UV rays."},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.4","speakerName":"Me","text":"Worth a try."},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.5","speakerName":"Rose","text":"I'm not letting the internet watch you turn red."},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.6","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay, beach survival mode activated."},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Apply sunscreen normally."},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Do a dramatic sunscreen tutorial."},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Ask Rose to supervise every step."},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Apply sunscreen normally. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.11","speakerName":"","text":"Rose teaches {0} the correct amount, and {0} acts like she has unlocked a legendary skill."},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.12","speakerName":"Rose","text":"I can't tell if this is brilliant or ridiculous."},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"Apparently sunscreen has more mechanics than streaming."},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal beach day. Obviously."},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Do a dramatic sunscreen tutorial. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.17","speakerName":"","text":"{0} explains sunscreen like a battle technique complete with imaginary attack names."},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.18","speakerName":"Rose","text":"I can't tell if this is brilliant or ridiculous."},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"Apparently sunscreen has more mechanics than streaming."},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal beach day. Obviously."},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Ask Rose to supervise every step. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.23","speakerName":"","text":"Rose carefully supervises while {0} complains that sunscreen has too many mechanics."},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.24","speakerName":"Rose","text":"I can't tell if this is brilliant or ridiculous."},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"Apparently sunscreen has more mechanics than streaming."},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B3-1.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal beach day. Obviously."},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.1","speakerName":"Seagull","text":"Screee!"},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.2","speakerName":"Me","text":"That bird just stole my snack."},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.3","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Correction: the bird completed a successful transaction."},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.4","speakerName":"Rose","text":"Don't chase it."},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.5","speakerName":"Me","text":"I demand justice."},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.6","speakerName":"Seagull","text":"Screee!"},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Offer another snack as a peace treaty."},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Challenge the seagull to a stare-down."},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Interview the seagull for content."},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Offer another snack as a peace treaty. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.11","speakerName":"","text":"The seagull accepts the treaty and returns a completely different snack wrapper."},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.12","speakerName":"Rose","text":"I can't tell if this is brilliant or ridiculous."},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"I lost a negotiation to a bird. This is my career now."},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal beach day. Obviously."},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Challenge the seagull to a stare-down. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.17","speakerName":"","text":"{0} loses a silent staring contest in eight seconds."},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.18","speakerName":"Rose","text":"I can't tell if this is brilliant or ridiculous."},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"I lost a negotiation to a bird. This is my career now."},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal beach day. Obviously."},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Interview the seagull for content. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.23","speakerName":"","text":"{0} asks serious questions while the seagull screams over every answer."},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.24","speakerName":"Rose","text":"I can't tell if this is brilliant or ridiculous."},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"I lost a negotiation to a bird. This is my career now."},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B3-2.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal beach day. Obviously."},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.1","speakerName":"Me","text":"Chat wants to choose my beach outfit."},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.2","speakerName":"Sam","text":"That is a terrible idea."},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.3","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The polling options are getting worse."},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.4","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"BANANA HAT!"},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.5","speakerName":"Me","text":"No one panic. Fashion is about confidence."},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.6","speakerName":"Sam","text":"You are saying that while holding a banana hat."},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Wear the safest outfit."},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Obey the chat and wear the banana hat."},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Make Sam choose for you."},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Wear the safest outfit. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} chooses a normal outfit and chat immediately calls it the first sensible decision of her career."},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.12","speakerName":"Sam","text":"I hate admitting it, but that was actually good."},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"One banana hat and suddenly I'm a fashion icon."},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal beach day. Obviously."},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Obey the chat and wear the banana hat. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.17","speakerName":"","text":"The banana hat becomes the unexpected star of the stream."},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.18","speakerName":"Sam","text":"I hate admitting it, but that was actually good."},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"One banana hat and suddenly I'm a fashion icon."},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal beach day. Obviously."},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Make Sam choose for you. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.23","speakerName":"","text":"Sam picks a surprisingly stylish outfit and refuses to explain why she knows so much."},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.24","speakerName":"Sam","text":"I hate admitting it, but that was actually good."},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"One banana hat and suddenly I'm a fashion icon."},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B3-3.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal beach day. Obviously."},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.1","speakerName":"Me","text":"Sam just got more viewers than me."},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.2","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"By a significant amount."},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.3","speakerName":"Sam","text":"Maybe the audience just has taste."},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.4","speakerName":"Me","text":"Oh, it's rivalry time."},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.5","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Please avoid declaring war on the beach."},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.6","speakerName":"Me","text":"No promises."},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Congratulate Sam sincerely."},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Challenge Sam to a beach mini-game."},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Pretend to surrender and steal the outro."},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Congratulate Sam sincerely. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} congratulates Sam, and Sam is so surprised that she forgets to tease her."},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.12","speakerName":"Sam","text":"I hate admitting it, but that was actually good."},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"The rivalry is healthy. My ego is not."},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal beach day. Obviously."},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Challenge Sam to a beach mini-game. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.17","speakerName":"","text":"They turn a tiny beach game into a dramatic tournament with fake championship rules."},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.18","speakerName":"Sam","text":"I hate admitting it, but that was actually good."},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"The rivalry is healthy. My ego is not."},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal beach day. Obviously."},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Pretend to surrender and steal the outro. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.23","speakerName":"","text":"{0} bows dramatically, then hijacks the final outro with a ridiculous victory pose."},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.24","speakerName":"Sam","text":"I hate admitting it, but that was actually good."},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"The rivalry is healthy. My ego is not."},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B3-4.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal beach day. Obviously."},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.1","speakerName":"Me","text":"Someone left me a gift at the beach."},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.2","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"It is wrapped in three layers."},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.3","speakerName":"Rose","text":"That's either adorable or suspicious."},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.4","speakerName":"Me","text":"Only one way to find out."},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.5","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"OPEN IT! OPEN IT!"},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.6","speakerName":"Me","text":"Moment of truth."},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Open it carefully on stream."},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Make chat guess what's inside first."},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Ask Rose to open it for you."},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Open it carefully on stream. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.11","speakerName":"","text":"The gift turns out to be handmade fan art of {0} sitting on the legendary chair."},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.12","speakerName":"Rose","text":"I can't tell if this is brilliant or ridiculous."},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"The internet sent me a gift, and somehow the chair got involved again."},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal beach day. Obviously."},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Make chat guess what's inside first. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.17","speakerName":"","text":"Chat makes increasingly ridiculous guesses before the real gift is revealed."},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.18","speakerName":"Rose","text":"I can't tell if this is brilliant or ridiculous."},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"The internet sent me a gift, and somehow the chair got involved again."},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal beach day. Obviously."},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Ask Rose to open it for you. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.23","speakerName":"","text":"Rose opens the package while {0} hides behind her and narrates like a horror movie."},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.24","speakerName":"Rose","text":"I can't tell if this is brilliant or ridiculous."},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"The internet sent me a gift, and somehow the chair got involved again."},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B3-5.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal beach day. Obviously."},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.1","speakerName":"Rose","text":"Sunset starts in twenty minutes."},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.2","speakerName":"Me","text":"Then we have twenty minutes to make content history."},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.3","speakerName":"Sam","text":"Or twenty minutes to embarrass yourself."},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.4","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Both outcomes are statistically likely."},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.5","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"SUNSET STREAM!"},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.6","speakerName":"Me","text":"Roll camera. Maximum drama."},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Do a peaceful sunset talk."},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Race Sam to the sunset viewpoint."},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Let chat control the final five minutes."},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Do a peaceful sunset talk. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} actually stays quiet for a full minute before chat starts asking if she is okay."},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.12","speakerName":"Sam","text":"I hate admitting it, but that was actually good."},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"Sunsets are beautiful. My content decisions remain questionable."},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal beach day. Obviously."},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Race Sam to the sunset viewpoint. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.17","speakerName":"","text":"The race is chaotic, sweaty, and somehow perfectly timed with the sunset."},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.18","speakerName":"Sam","text":"I hate admitting it, but that was actually good."},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"Sunsets are beautiful. My content decisions remain questionable."},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal beach day. Obviously."},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Let chat control the final five minutes. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.23","speakerName":"","text":"Chat chooses silly poses, heartfelt thanks, and one completely unnecessary spin."},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.24","speakerName":"Sam","text":"I hate admitting it, but that was actually good."},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"Sunsets are beautiful. My content decisions remain questionable."},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B3-6.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely normal beach day. Obviously."},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.1","speakerName":"Me","text":"I promised a cooking stream. Problem: I cannot cook."},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.2","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"That seems relevant."},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.3","speakerName":"Me","text":"I can boil water."},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.4","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"That is not a meal."},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.5","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"CHEF ARC!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.6","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay. Today we become culinary legends."},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Follow a simple recipe."},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Freestyle with random ingredients."},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Make Siriee read every step out loud."},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Follow a simple recipe. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} follows the recipe carefully and produces a meal that is merely acceptable."},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.12","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"I entered the kitchen with confidence and left with evidence."},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal day in a kitchen I definitely control."},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Freestyle with random ingredients. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.17","speakerName":"","text":"The dish is impossible to classify, but the process is hilarious."},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.18","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"I entered the kitchen with confidence and left with evidence."},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal day in a kitchen I definitely control."},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Make Siriee read every step out loud. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.23","speakerName":"","text":"Siriee becomes the world's calmest cooking instructor while {0} keeps skipping instructions."},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.24","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"I entered the kitchen with confidence and left with evidence."},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B4-1.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal day in a kitchen I definitely control."},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.1","speakerName":"Chef Marco","text":"Why is there garlic on the floor?"},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.2","speakerName":"Me","text":"It escaped."},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.3","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Garlic cannot escape."},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.4","speakerName":"Me","text":"Then explain the evidence."},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.5","speakerName":"Chef Marco","text":"You dropped it."},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.6","speakerName":"Me","text":"The garlic remains suspicious."},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Own the mistake."},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Investigate the garlic like a crime scene."},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Ask Chef Marcro to judge the garlic."},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Own the mistake. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} admits the accident and turns it into a short lesson about kitchen safety."},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.12","speakerName":"Chef Marco","text":"Surprisingly... acceptable."},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"The garlic did nothing wrong. I just needed a villain."},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal day in a kitchen I definitely control."},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Investigate the garlic like a crime scene. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.17","speakerName":"","text":"{0} interviews the garlic, the knife, and the cutting board as suspects."},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.18","speakerName":"Chef Marco","text":"Surprisingly... acceptable."},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"The garlic did nothing wrong. I just needed a villain."},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal day in a kitchen I definitely control."},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Ask Chef Marcro to judge the garlic. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.23","speakerName":"","text":"Chef Marcro gives a completely serious lecture about garlic while {0} pretends it is a championship match."},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.24","speakerName":"Chef Marco","text":"Surprisingly... acceptable."},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"The garlic did nothing wrong. I just needed a villain."},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B4-2.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal day in a kitchen I definitely control."},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.1","speakerName":"Me","text":"There are leftovers in the fridge."},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.2","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"They are from three days ago."},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.3","speakerName":"Me","text":"So they have experience."},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.4","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"DON'T!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.5","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"For once, chat is giving good advice."},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.6","speakerName":"Me","text":"Fine. We investigate before eating."},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Throw them away."},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Transform them into a new dish."},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Ask chat to choose their fate."},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Throw them away. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} gives the leftovers a dramatic farewell ceremony."},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.12","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"Leftovers are not a character arc, but here we are."},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal day in a kitchen I definitely control."},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Transform them into a new dish. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.17","speakerName":"","text":"With Chef Marcro's guidance, the leftovers become a genuinely decent meal."},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.18","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"Leftovers are not a character arc, but here we are."},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal day in a kitchen I definitely control."},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Ask chat to choose their fate. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.23","speakerName":"","text":"The poll becomes a philosophical debate about leftovers, responsibility, and snacks."},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.24","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"Leftovers are not a character arc, but here we are."},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B4-3.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal day in a kitchen I definitely control."},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.1","speakerName":"Me","text":"The rice cooker beeped twice. That's a sign."},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.2","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"It means the rice is done."},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.3","speakerName":"Me","text":"You lack spiritual imagination."},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.4","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"ASK THE ORACLE!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.5","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Please don't encourage her."},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.6","speakerName":"Me","text":"Oracle, tell me my streamer destiny."},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Ask for a life prophecy."},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Ask it for cooking advice."},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Give it a royal crown."},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Ask for a life prophecy. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} asks the rice cooker for destiny and interprets every beep as a deep message."},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.12","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"The rice cooker knows things. I refuse to explain."},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal day in a kitchen I definitely control."},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Ask it for cooking advice. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.17","speakerName":"","text":"Siriee secretly controls the timing while {0} pretends the cooker is giving expert advice."},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.18","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"The rice cooker knows things. I refuse to explain."},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal day in a kitchen I definitely control."},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Give it a royal crown. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.23","speakerName":"","text":"{0} crowns the rice cooker and addresses it as King Rice."},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.24","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"The rice cooker knows things. I refuse to explain."},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B4-4.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal day in a kitchen I definitely control."},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.1","speakerName":"Chef Marco","text":"Your food is fine. Your thumbnail is not."},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.2","speakerName":"Me","text":"Impossible. I spent forty minutes on it."},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.3","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"You put a giant emoji over the bowl."},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.4","speakerName":"Me","text":"Art requires courage."},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.5","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"THUMBNAIL WAR!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.6","speakerName":"Chef Marco","text":"Let's settle this properly."},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Use Chef Marcro's clean design."},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Go full meme mode."},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Let chat remix the thumbnail."},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Use Chef Marcro's clean design. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.11","speakerName":"","text":"The clean thumbnail looks professional, and {0} reluctantly admits it works."},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.12","speakerName":"Chef Marco","text":"Surprisingly... acceptable."},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"Cooking is temporary. A terrible thumbnail is forever."},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal day in a kitchen I definitely control."},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Go full meme mode. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.17","speakerName":"","text":"The absurd thumbnail performs amazingly well and becomes the most clicked cooking episode."},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.18","speakerName":"Chef Marco","text":"Surprisingly... acceptable."},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"Cooking is temporary. A terrible thumbnail is forever."},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal day in a kitchen I definitely control."},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Let chat remix the thumbnail. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.23","speakerName":"","text":"Chat submits ridiculous versions until one unexpectedly becomes the final design."},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.24","speakerName":"Chef Marco","text":"Surprisingly... acceptable."},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"Cooking is temporary. A terrible thumbnail is forever."},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B4-5.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal day in a kitchen I definitely control."},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.1","speakerName":"Chef Marco","text":"You've improved."},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.2","speakerName":"Me","text":"That's it? No dramatic speech?"},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.3","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"She is requesting emotional DLC."},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.4","speakerName":"Chef Marco","text":"Then stop burning the pan."},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.5","speakerName":"Me","text":"A powerful final lesson."},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.6","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"And surprisingly affordable."},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Thank Chef Marcro sincerely."},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Challenge Chef Marcro to a speed cook."},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Ask for a cooking catchphrase."},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Thank Chef Marcro sincerely. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} thanks Chef Marcro, who quietly gives her one final cooking tip."},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.12","speakerName":"Chef Marco","text":"Surprisingly... acceptable."},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"I came here to learn cooking and accidentally earned a mentor."},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal day in a kitchen I definitely control."},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Challenge Chef Marcro to a speed cook. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.17","speakerName":"","text":"{0} loses badly but somehow creates the funniest dish of the day."},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.18","speakerName":"Chef Marco","text":"Surprisingly... acceptable."},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"I came here to learn cooking and accidentally earned a mentor."},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal day in a kitchen I definitely control."},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Ask for a cooking catchphrase. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.23","speakerName":"","text":"Chef Marcro reluctantly invents a deadpan catchphrase that {0} immediately overuses."},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.24","speakerName":"Chef Marco","text":"Surprisingly... acceptable."},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"I came here to learn cooking and accidentally earned a mentor."},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B4-6.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal day in a kitchen I definitely control."},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.1","speakerName":"Hana","text":"First shift done. How do you feel?"},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.2","speakerName":"Me","text":"My legs have filed a complaint."},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.3","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"They appear correct."},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.4","speakerName":"Hana","text":"You survived."},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.5","speakerName":"Me","text":"That deserves content."},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.6","speakerName":"Hana","text":"Within reason."},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Keep the shift private."},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Make a 'first day' comedy vlog."},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Ask Hana for brutally honest feedback."},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Keep the shift private. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} keeps the work experience mostly offline and realizes she enjoyed having one thing that was not content."},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.12","speakerName":"Hana","text":"That is not how I trained you. But it worked."},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"Working a real shift hits different when you're used to hitting 'Go Live'."},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal shift for a streamer who apparently has a job now."},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Make a 'first day' comedy vlog. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.17","speakerName":"","text":"{0} turns small workplace mistakes into harmless comedy and gets permission to post the vlog."},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.18","speakerName":"Hana","text":"That is not how I trained you. But it worked."},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"Working a real shift hits different when you're used to hitting 'Go Live'."},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal shift for a streamer who apparently has a job now."},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Ask Hana for brutally honest feedback. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.23","speakerName":"","text":"Hana points out three habits {0} can improve, and {0} writes them down seriously."},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.24","speakerName":"Hana","text":"That is not how I trained you. But it worked."},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"Working a real shift hits different when you're used to hitting 'Go Live'."},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B5-1.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal shift for a streamer who apparently has a job now."},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.1","speakerName":"Lara","text":"Why are you sitting beside the mannequin?"},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.2","speakerName":"Me","text":"We are discussing fashion."},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.3","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The mannequin has not responded."},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.4","speakerName":"Me","text":"A strong silent type."},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.5","speakerName":"Lara","text":"You are giving it a personality, aren't you?"},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.6","speakerName":"Me","text":"Obviously."},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Style the mannequin seriously."},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Give the mannequin a fake dating profile."},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Ask Lara to choose the outfit."},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Style the mannequin seriously. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} and Lara create a genuinely stylish outfit and unexpectedly agree on the final look."},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.12","speakerName":"Lara","text":"I don't know whether to laugh or copy it."},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"The mannequin has a better dating profile than I do."},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal shift for a streamer who apparently has a job now."},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Give the mannequin a fake dating profile. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.17","speakerName":"","text":"{0} makes a ridiculous dating profile and customers start taking photos with it."},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.18","speakerName":"Lara","text":"I don't know whether to laugh or copy it."},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"The mannequin has a better dating profile than I do."},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal shift for a streamer who apparently has a job now."},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Ask Lara to choose the outfit. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.23","speakerName":"","text":"Lara styles the mannequin perfectly and {0} declares her the secret fashion boss."},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.24","speakerName":"Lara","text":"I don't know whether to laugh or copy it."},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"The mannequin has a better dating profile than I do."},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B5-2.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal shift for a streamer who apparently has a job now."},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.1","speakerName":"Hana","text":"Please don't turn the fitting room into a game."},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.2","speakerName":"Me","text":"Too late. Speedrun."},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.3","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Please define safe rules first."},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.4","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"SPEEDRUN!"},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.5","speakerName":"Me","text":"Fast fashion, but literally."},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.6","speakerName":"Hana","text":"I regret approving this stream."},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Make it a timed staff challenge."},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Let chat pick the next outfit."},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Team up with Lara for a relay."},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Make it a timed staff challenge. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} times herself organizing outfits, discovering that speed actually requires planning."},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.12","speakerName":"Hana","text":"That is not how I trained you. But it worked."},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"Fast fashion turned into actual cardio."},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal shift for a streamer who apparently has a job now."},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Let chat pick the next outfit. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.17","speakerName":"","text":"Chat picks wildly mismatched pieces and {0} has to salvage the look."},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.18","speakerName":"Hana","text":"That is not how I trained you. But it worked."},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"Fast fashion turned into actual cardio."},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal shift for a streamer who apparently has a job now."},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Team up with Lara for a relay. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.23","speakerName":"","text":"{0} and Lara work as a relay team and discover their timing is suspiciously good."},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.24","speakerName":"Hana","text":"That is not how I trained you. But it worked."},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"Fast fashion turned into actual cardio."},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B5-3.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal shift for a streamer who apparently has a job now."},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.1","speakerName":"Customer","text":"I need an outfit that says 'mysterious but approachable.'"},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.2","speakerName":"Me","text":"I understand exactly one of those words."},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.3","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"She means she has no idea."},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.4","speakerName":"Hana","text":"Try asking questions first."},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.5","speakerName":"Me","text":"Right. Professional mode."},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.6","speakerName":"Customer","text":"This is already entertaining."},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Ask practical styling questions."},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Build an absurd mystery look."},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Let Hana take over while you narrate."},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Ask practical styling questions. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} asks about the customer's needs and finds a balanced outfit that genuinely works."},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.12","speakerName":"Hana","text":"That is not how I trained you. But it worked."},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"Professional customer service is harder than professional chaos."},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal shift for a streamer who apparently has a job now."},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Build an absurd mystery look. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.17","speakerName":"","text":"{0} creates a dramatic detective-inspired outfit that the customer surprisingly loves."},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.18","speakerName":"Hana","text":"That is not how I trained you. But it worked."},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"Professional customer service is harder than professional chaos."},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal shift for a streamer who apparently has a job now."},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Let Hana take over while you narrate. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.23","speakerName":"","text":"Hana smoothly handles the customer while {0} narrates the process like a sports commentator."},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.24","speakerName":"Hana","text":"That is not how I trained you. But it worked."},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"Professional customer service is harder than professional chaos."},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B5-4.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal shift for a streamer who apparently has a job now."},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.1","speakerName":"Lara","text":"You've improved. Want a challenge?"},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.2","speakerName":"Me","text":"Is it expensive?"},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.3","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Your first question was financial."},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.4","speakerName":"Lara","text":"No. It's a styling challenge."},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.5","speakerName":"Me","text":"Then I'm ready."},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.6","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"That confidence worries me."},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Create a practical everyday look."},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Create the most ridiculous look possible."},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Copy Lara's style."},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Create a practical everyday look. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} creates a simple outfit that Lara admits is genuinely useful."},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.12","speakerName":"Lara","text":"I don't know whether to laugh or copy it."},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"I may have learned fashion. I definitely learned how to pose."},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal shift for a streamer who apparently has a job now."},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Create the most ridiculous look possible. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.17","speakerName":"","text":"The final outfit is an impossible mix of accessories, but somehow the camera loves it."},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.18","speakerName":"Lara","text":"I don't know whether to laugh or copy it."},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"I may have learned fashion. I definitely learned how to pose."},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal shift for a streamer who apparently has a job now."},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Copy Lara's style. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.23","speakerName":"","text":"{0} copies Lara's style almost perfectly and then poses like a dramatic rival."},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.24","speakerName":"Lara","text":"I don't know whether to laugh or copy it."},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"I may have learned fashion. I definitely learned how to pose."},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B5-5.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal shift for a streamer who apparently has a job now."},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.1","speakerName":"Hana","text":"Last shift photo? You want one?"},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.2","speakerName":"Me","text":"Of course. This arc needs a group picture."},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.3","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"You used to complain about working here."},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.4","speakerName":"Me","text":"I also used to think streaming was just sitting down."},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.5","speakerName":"Lara","text":"You learned something."},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.6","speakerName":"Me","text":"Don't ruin the emotional scene."},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Take a sincere team photo."},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Recreate the first-day chaos."},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Let chat choose the pose."},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Take a sincere team photo. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.11","speakerName":"","text":"Everyone takes a normal group photo, and {0} actually keeps it as a personal memory."},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.12","speakerName":"Hana","text":"That is not how I trained you. But it worked."},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"Part-time job completed. New lore unlocked."},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal shift for a streamer who apparently has a job now."},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Recreate the first-day chaos. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.17","speakerName":"","text":"They recreate {0}'s disastrous first shift pose, and the whole store joins in."},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.18","speakerName":"Hana","text":"That is not how I trained you. But it worked."},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"Part-time job completed. New lore unlocked."},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal shift for a streamer who apparently has a job now."},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Let chat choose the pose. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.23","speakerName":"","text":"Chat orders an absurd pose that somehow fits all four people."},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.24","speakerName":"Hana","text":"That is not how I trained you. But it worked."},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"Part-time job completed. New lore unlocked."},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B5-6.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another normal shift for a streamer who apparently has a job now."},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.1","speakerName":"Me","text":"New room. New era. More RGB."},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.2","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Your budget says less RGB."},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.3","speakerName":"Me","text":"My budget lacks vision."},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.4","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"MORE LIGHTS!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.5","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"You are being outvoted by the internet."},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.6","speakerName":"Me","text":"Democracy finally works."},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Buy only practical upgrades."},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Spend on absurd RGB."},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Let chat build the shopping list."},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Buy only practical upgrades. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} buys practical gear first and discovers the room can be powerful without looking like a spaceship."},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.12","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"A professional room should be calm. Unfortunately, I own RGB lights."},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely reasonable day in my extremely reasonable pro room."},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Spend on absurd RGB. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.17","speakerName":"","text":"The room glows like a small sun and immediately trips one power strip."},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.18","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"A professional room should be calm. Unfortunately, I own RGB lights."},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely reasonable day in my extremely reasonable pro room."},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Let chat build the shopping list. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.23","speakerName":"","text":"Chat suggests a surprisingly balanced list after removing seven joke items."},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.24","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"A professional room should be calm. Unfortunately, I own RGB lights."},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B6-1.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely reasonable day in my extremely reasonable pro room."},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.1","speakerName":"Me","text":"The new chair has arrived."},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.2","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Then this is the end of an era."},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.3","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"OLD CHAIR! OLD CHAIR!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.4","speakerName":"Me","text":"You really remember everything."},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.5","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"I archived six folders of chair-related content."},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.6","speakerName":"Me","text":"Retirement ceremony. Now."},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Give the chair a quiet farewell."},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Throw a ridiculous retirement party."},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Keep the old chair as a co-host."},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Give the chair a quiet farewell. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} places the old chair beside the new setup and thanks it for surviving everything."},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.12","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"The old chair deserved better than a retirement speech from me."},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely reasonable day in my extremely reasonable pro room."},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Throw a ridiculous retirement party. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.17","speakerName":"","text":"{0} holds a full retirement ceremony with music, speeches, and a tiny cake."},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.18","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"The old chair deserved better than a retirement speech from me."},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely reasonable day in my extremely reasonable pro room."},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Keep the old chair as a co-host. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.23","speakerName":"","text":"{0} keeps the old chair in the corner as honorary co-host number two."},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.24","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"The old chair deserved better than a retirement speech from me."},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B6-2.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely reasonable day in my extremely reasonable pro room."},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.1","speakerName":"TECH GUY","text":"Do not tighten that any further."},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.2","speakerName":"Me","text":"How tight is professional tight?"},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.3","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"You have already passed the safe setting."},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.4","speakerName":"TECH GUY","text":"Stop. Touching. It."},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.5","speakerName":"Me","text":"Understood."},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.6","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"She is still touching it."},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Follow the technician exactly."},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Try one 'tiny improvement'."},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Let the chat coach you."},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Follow the technician exactly. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} follows every instruction and the mic arm finally behaves like a professional piece of gear."},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.12","speakerName":"TECH GUY","text":"Please do not touch another cable."},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"Professional hardware has discovered my natural enemy: curiosity."},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely reasonable day in my extremely reasonable pro room."},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Try one 'tiny improvement'. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.17","speakerName":"","text":"The tiny improvement sends the arm flying, but {0} catches it dramatically on camera."},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.18","speakerName":"TECH GUY","text":"Please do not touch another cable."},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"Professional hardware has discovered my natural enemy: curiosity."},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely reasonable day in my extremely reasonable pro room."},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Let the chat coach you. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.23","speakerName":"","text":"Chat gives conflicting instructions until Tech Guy steps in and restores order."},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.24","speakerName":"TECH GUY","text":"Please do not touch another cable."},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"Professional hardware has discovered my natural enemy: curiosity."},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B6-3.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely reasonable day in my extremely reasonable pro room."},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.1","speakerName":"Me","text":"Welcome to the pro room tour."},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.2","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Please walk normally."},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.3","speakerName":"Me","text":"Normal is for side characters."},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.4","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"ROOM TOUR!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.5","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"She rehearsed that line."},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.6","speakerName":"Me","text":"No further questions."},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Show everything honestly."},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Hide one ridiculous room feature."},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Let chat decide the tour order."},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Show everything honestly. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} gives a practical tour and explains which upgrades actually changed her workflow."},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.12","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"The room tour was supposed to show the setup. It showed my personality instead."},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely reasonable day in my extremely reasonable pro room."},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Hide one ridiculous room feature. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.17","speakerName":"","text":"{0} teases a mystery feature for the entire tour before finally revealing a giant snack drawer."},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.18","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"The room tour was supposed to show the setup. It showed my personality instead."},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely reasonable day in my extremely reasonable pro room."},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Let chat decide the tour order. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.23","speakerName":"","text":"Chat makes the tour jump from keyboard to fridge to chair and back again."},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.24","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"The room tour was supposed to show the setup. It showed my personality instead."},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B6-4.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely reasonable day in my extremely reasonable pro room."},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.1","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The new room needs a name."},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.2","speakerName":"Me","text":"Easy. {0} Base."},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.3","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"BOOOORING!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.4","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay. Democracy round two."},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.5","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"I fear the result."},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.6","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"SUPER ULTRA STREAM DOME!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Choose a classy name yourself."},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Accept chat's worst suggestion."},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Blend three chat suggestions."},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Choose a classy name yourself. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} chooses a clean name and briefly experiences being mature."},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.12","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"My community named the room. I am now legally outnumbered."},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely reasonable day in my extremely reasonable pro room."},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Accept chat's worst suggestion. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.17","speakerName":"","text":"Chat chooses an absurd name that takes up half the overlay."},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.18","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"My community named the room. I am now legally outnumbered."},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely reasonable day in my extremely reasonable pro room."},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Blend three chat suggestions. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.23","speakerName":"","text":"{0} combines three names into one enormous title that barely fits the logo."},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.24","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"My community named the room. I am now legally outnumbered."},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B6-5.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely reasonable day in my extremely reasonable pro room."},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.1","speakerName":"Me","text":"WOW That's a lot of followers."},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.2","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Confirmed."},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.3","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"WE DID IT!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.4","speakerName":"Me","text":"I should say something inspiring."},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.5","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"Please do not say 'snack time'."},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.6","speakerName":"Me","text":"No promises."},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.7","speakerName":"Me","text":"Give a sincere thank-you speech."},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.8","speakerName":"Me","text":"Celebrate with the giant snack drawer."},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.9","speakerName":"Me","text":"Bring the old chair back for the finale."},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.10","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Give a sincere thank-you speech. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.11","speakerName":"","text":"{0} gives a genuine thank-you speech and talks about how far she has come from the tiny bedroom setup."},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.12","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.13","speakerName":"Me","text":"Ten million followers, one ridiculous snack drawer, and the same old me."},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.14","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already calling this the wholesome route."},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.15","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely reasonable day in my extremely reasonable pro room."},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.16","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Celebrate with the giant snack drawer. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.17","speakerName":"","text":"{0} opens the absurd snack drawer and turns the milestone into a giant eating party."},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.18","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.19","speakerName":"Me","text":"Ten million followers, one ridiculous snack drawer, and the same old me."},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.20","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat is already turning this into a chaos clip."},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.21","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely reasonable day in my extremely reasonable pro room."},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.22","speakerName":"Me","text":"Okay... choice locked. Bring the old chair back for the finale. No going back now!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.23","speakerName":"","text":"{0} rolls the legendary old chair into the new room for one final stream together."},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.24","speakerName":"Viewers","text":"This is peak content! Clip it!"},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.25","speakerName":"Me","text":"Ten million followers, one ridiculous snack drawer, and the same old me."},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.26","speakerName":"Siriee","text":"The chat has officially stopped asking whether this is a good idea."},{"key":"Sub.B6-6.27","speakerName":"Me","text":"Great. Another completely reasonable day in my extremely reasonable pro room."}],"characterNames":[]} |